Thursday, September 25, 2014

Blue Team/Islamic State of Minden - Luc & Mel - "Reluctant Coworkers"

Team Bio:

Luc and Mel hail from small town Yukon where Luc is assistant to the manager of a 5-pin bowling establishment, and Mel serves as its only overworked waitress, serving beers and seal jerky on her trusty rollerskates to bear trappers, Eskimos, and those who came to pan for gold and never left.

A fiesty redhead known for her wisecracking ways, Mel is sure to be a fan favourite. She's motivated to win this race because she's been saving up for a new set of knockers for a real long while and her tip cup's still half empty.

Luc describes himself as "suave" and "a real go-getter." He prides himself on an all-polyester wardrobe, and for having the town's most parking tickets attributed to a snowmobile. He once ate a 72oz steak in under an hour and still had room for dessert. He believes winning this race will finally clinch his long-awaited promotion to assistant manager and will help him pay off some of his overdue child support.

Potential Roadblocks: Bears, bumpy roads (they're hell on rollerskates)

Team Motto: "How many parkas should we pack?"


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  3. Also, from now on, Mel and I will now be known as The Strangers with Candy. It's our team name.

  4. Oh and how many parkas should we bring?

  5. Luc and Mel are already in the lead with a team name and a perpetuation of their team stereotype.

    Go Team Blue!