Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Your Sexually Ambiguous Host - Jamie

Viewers may remember her as the dynamic host of "Have the Cabbie Guess Your Bra Size", the brief host of "Belly or Ear", or the befuddled host of a Japanese game show called "Let's Get Hot Sauce Endurance!" which ended suddenly when the host was embroiled in a scandal involving curdoroy and waffles and was abruptly deported from the country.

This season she makes her triumphant return to Canadian soil as cheerful but ultimately confused host of The Amazing Race: Matt's Birthday Edition.  Stay tuned for her inane blather as she throws to commercial, and her inevitable blungling of the whole damn thing.*

*The network would like to assure viewers that the Race will continue despite any eptitude on the part of the host.

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